Archive for August, 2008

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The way stuff is done

August 18, 2008

Things are the same. Even different things are the same in their very basic way. The world goes round and the sun rises daily.

Working for an architecture company is like working for a theatre company. Projects come in, need working on and go on stage when they’re finished. The company goes round.

In architectural lighting, the roll goes like this. A project comes in, you present the options - direct and indirect lighting, coves and chandeliers – to argue on at the meeting. Then you calculate the number of downlights (uplights, cove lights, whatever you agreed on at the meeting) needed, make sure it’s the 200lux and then draw the thing clean to be sent to the building site. And in comes another project.

Most of it never wants to be anything special. Making a mediocre drama look different would be a bother and pain in the neck to the whole theatre crew. Making an office cafeteria look a piece of art would need the extra time and money that nobody has.

This is the way when you cannot choose your projects. You just do what you’re expected to do. Jumping up and down, whining, I wanna do something different here – doesn’t help. Shut up, they just want the downlights.

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I need help with Photoshop

August 15, 2008

Does anybody know, how to make gradients follow a custom-shaped path sideways? It seems there’s no easy way but handicraft making a nice-looking wash effect on round-edged surfaces.

I don’t mean having a gradient go along a curved line, but sideways, the colour taking the shape and then dissolving according to the shape.

I’m going to post this to some photoshop forums also, maybe there’s a solution other than having millions of gradients and hours of swearing and airbrushing layer masks.

Edit: OK, it’s possible to do this very fast and very bad with a layer of “inner glow”. Didn’t think of it before. But it’s bad.

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A nightmare

August 3, 2008

Tonight, I had the worst dream ever. You know when sometimes you plug everything nice and correct and the stuff just won’t work? I’ve now experienced the opposite of that.

I had a home stereo system that was playing some awful radio channel. And it couldn’t be turned off! I unplugged every cable there was, pushed all the buttons – but nothing worked. There were just these speakers that weren’t connected to anything, making white noise.

The system had a cool component – a stack of books with cables attached to them. A dreamy version of an audiobook, I guess.